Impressionable Youth

I played tour guide to a bunch of cub scouts today. I tried to teach them everything I know about journalism, but all they wanted to know was how many times I've seen Lilo and Stitch. I wish I could still be that carefree.

I made a sobbing little girl a photocopy of my hand to ease her pain, and it worked. I wish everyone was that easy to please.

And, if you're curious, I've never seen Lilo and Stitch.